Had an argument with your mom
and you overhear her on the phone telling people her version of it.
- Stelena fans: I'll keep patiently waiting for my ship to come back and rise above all.. WHY DO WRITERS KEEP RUINING MY LIFE? THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS, PLEC
- Delena fans: My ship is finally happening, I don't care how long it takes.. WHAT THERE WAS NO DELENA IN THIS EPISODE THE RAITINGS WILL GO DOWN DRASTICALLY WHAT ARE YOU DOING
- Forwood fans: Our couple has the best sex scenes. MORE NAKED FORWOOD, JULIE
- Klaroline fans: CRACKSHIP MY ASS
- Klonnie fans: Well, fuck.
- Steferine fans: He kept her picture. THE ONE JUST DOESN'T KEEP ONE'S PICTURE IF THERE'S NO MORE FEELINGS INVOLVED
- Datherine fans: He was waiting for her for 145 years. You don't just stop loving someone after all that time.
- Matlena fans: YOU'LL ALL BE FEELING SALTY WHEN MATT AND ELENA END UP TOGETHER
- Maroline fans: She sang a song to him. A SONG
- Steroline fans: OUR TIME WILL COME, MOCK OUR WORDS, OUR TIME WILL COME
- Daroline fans: ONE SCENE JULIE WE ASK FOR ONLY ONE SCENE
- Bamon fans: Just keep waiting, just keep waiting.
- Defan fans: Y U NO RUN AWAY TOGETHER AND SHOW US SOME BROTHERLY LOVE
- Klefan fans: Klefan is endgame.
- Elena/Elijah fans: Remember that time when he smelled her?
- Kelijah fans: HE NEEDS TO BELIEVE IN LOVE, KATERINA
- Elena haters: OMG THAT BITCH SHE DARED TO DO SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH STEFAN OR DAMON
- Elena lovers: She's only 18 years old, chill.
- Damon haters: He is so stupid, and his hair is stupid and he kills people and Stefan deserves a better brother and he doesn't deserve Elena FOREVER ALONE
- Damon lovers: He kills people but he's so hot and he changed a lot and he's better than Stefan and he loves Elena more and needs her more and wants her more OH MY DAMON
- Stefan haters: He's such a hypocrite and boring and he has the same face expression trough the whole show and Damon is so much hotter
- Stefan lovers: YOUR HEART IS PURE STEFAN I SENSE THAT ABOUT YOU THAT WILL BE YOUR CURSE
- Bonnie haters: She's so stupid and she didn't deactivated device and she hates vampires and she's not nice to Damon and sometimes we forget why we hate her but she's so stupid
- Bonnie lovers: Do you mind strong women who are not afraid to stand up for themselves?
- Katherine fans: Bitch, please, Kat is the true BAMF of this show!
- Caroline fans: Vampire Barbie <3
- Matt fans: One time, he was standing next to some important character, and we saw his right hand on the screen. I'M NOT LYING I'M TELLING YOU IT WAS HIS HAND